The Rattlesnake

I lay out in the open, sunning when out of nowhere I feel the vibrations of feet. I wriggle towards a nearby clump of bushes (because like all other rattlesnakes I am a chicken and would rather not bite anyone) nearly there...! A hand grabs my tail...I lunge and clamp onto the thing's arm. "Ahhh!!! That snake just bit me!!!" The stupid creature just WONT let go! "Well son, this is how you hold a snake..." Well now I have no other choice but to bite again. I strike this time biting it's leg. "Grrr... I'm a gonna bite this snake's head off," shouts the large two legged animal. It pulls me closer and goes after my HEAD with it's TEETH!!! I strike quickly and bite it's lower cheek, neck and chin!

BUT IT STILL WILL NOT LET GO!!!

The thing forces me towards my face. WHAT IS GOING ON? I bit the thing 4 times, it was supposed to go away after the first one! I'm getting REALLY irritated now, I bite it's lip. "Grrr... I've got you now snake." It grins triumphantly and opens it's disgusting mouth. I bite it's tongue. Suddenly, teeth bite down on my neck!!! Agonizing pain...

"See son! Thats how you get revenge on snakes that bite you."