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My backyard is strange. I have a 110lbs. dog attached to my tree. I also have an "L" shaped garden with bright colorful flowers in it. There are two maple trees in my yard. There is a wall of bushes separating my house and my evil neighbor's house. I'm not talking little 3ft. bushes; I'm talking 15ft. bushes. There are two secret passage ways to get behind the bushes. My other neighbor and I sneak behind the bushes and spied on them while they are jumping on their trampoline. Their heads pop up like daisies.

One day I was throwing spoiled eggs at them, when I saw something shiny. I walked over and kicked it, yep it was definitely metal. It made a big clanging sound. I picked it up and inside was a bunch of $1's, $5's, and $10's.

I did the responsible thing and went to all my neighbors and asked them if it was theirs. Pretty soon I was at my grumpy neighbor's door. Now Tonya and Martin are not your typical old people. They have disco parties with their friends, and they hate children. When I knocked on their door, they answered not knowing it was me. When I saw them, Tonya was wearing a surfing suit even though we lived no where even close to the ocean, and Martin was wearing a Sumo Wrestling thingamabob. When they saw me they didn't say anything they just slammed the door in my face. Well at least I get to keep the money. Nobody claimed the money.

When I got back to my house, I wondered how much money was in the can. When I got inside I counted up the money, there was a grand total of� $100.00. I'm rich!!!! I'm rich!!!!!!! I found $100.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!